The Inglorious Bastards' Media Reviewal Thingy
5.07.2004
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According to the latest issue of Premiere Magazine, Willem Dafoe has a MONSTER COCK. This has been filed away under "further things to mention while doing a shitty Willem Dafoe impression":
"Spy-dah Mehn! T'row da rock inta da filtah! Fuhgive them, fatha, they know not of my massive schlong."



